
As one of the tourism capitals of the world,
As a tourist in
PLACES OF RISK
Termini Train Station and its Vicinity
There are many places to get pick-pocketed or scammed in
The Public Bus (specifically the 64 and 40) and Metro (i.e. subway)
Crowded buses and subways are the gypsies’ favorite haunts (and the 64 and 40 buses run straight to the
The Bar or Coffee Shop
First off, don’t leave your cell phone on an outdoor Roman table…ever! Know that those cute five-year-old girls who inhabit all the major Roman piazzas and dance around selling roses, are not as innocent as they seem. While you’re buying that sweet red rose…abacadbra…you’re phone and ipod disappear!
You should also be aware of price gouging. Most Italians drink their coffee standing al bar (where a coffee will cost half the price). If you sit down outside al tavola (and Roman waiters will charmingly coerce you into doing so), you’ll be paying a service charge, which means you’ll be paying two to three times the regular price of a cappuccino. Indulgences aside, you might not want to sit for every breakfast you have in the eternal city. Peter Kiefer wrote an excellent article for the New York Times on this very subject. Click HERE to read the article.
Monuments and other tourist sites
The Colosseum, the Forum, and Saint Peter’s are all mind blowing sites to see. Because these locations are natural distractions to tourists, they are also feeding grounds for pickpockets. The Trevi Fountain and Piazza Barberini are common con man hunting grounds, while Piazza Navona and Piazza di Spagna is where you’ll the bracelet makers like to congregate.
THE ENEMY DOSSIER
So, you ask, how can you stave off the ill will of greedy, lusty criminals (no…wearing garlic around your neck does not go as far as it once did): KNOW YOUR ENEMY!
How do you spot your enemy?
ENEMY 1: GYPSY: If she’s a gypsy, you might see her dressed like a nineteen-seventies hippie with a long flowery skirt, a scarf/bandana, a blanket, a baby in her arms, worn down sandals, and a group of other woman tagging closely behind (with gold in their teeth).
ENEMY 2: CON MAN: If he’s a con man, he’s likely way too nice (or insistent) to be sincere; he’s probably well shaven, clean and wearing Emporio Armani. He might want your credit card number in exchange for a free cell phone, or he might try to show you some amazing Roman sights you’ve never heard of before (he may even want to be your tour guide). A common scam is the “Let’s get a drink, I-know-where-beautiful-women-are”: a bored looking guy tells you about a “secret” bar or disco with pretty girls, and when you arrive at the place, one or all of the girls are interested in you and want to sit, chat and pet. One of them might say, “
ENEMY 3: THE BRACELET MAKER: The quick braided scam: you’ll be sitting on a fountain when all of a sudden a smiling, grease-ball comes up to you and says, “I make you friendship bracelet.” You think, “How sweet.” He proceeds to braid a string around your wrist, and when he’s finished he asks for a donation. You refuse the donation, but because you’re now tied to him, philanthropy is your only option. “If you don’t give me the 20 Euro I never leave!” he says.
ENEMY 4: THE FAKE “Tourist” POLICE OFFICER: A“ tourist police” officer will flash a badge and create anxiety. He may ask to see your money to check for counterfeit bills, or may even try to fine you for not having your passport. In any case, never show these people anything, and request to walk with them to one of the many officers that line the streets of
So, how do you deceive your enemy?
With the right preparation, it’s easy to avert disaster.
B) HOLD your purse or bag close to your body or in front of you.
C) AVOID the aforementioned people (i.e. do not let them approach you —especially in groups), and avoid fanny packs at all costs. Not only do fanny packs SCREAM tourist, but they also are high target value because as a general rule they are packed full of all your goodies.
D) BE AWARE of criminal distraction techniques. Gypsies are famous for disorienting their victims in order to steal their phone, camera, wallet, or whatever it is they know you’re not paying attention to. They might try to show you a newspaper, or they might drop an object in front of you (like their infant child–a rag doll) under the expectation that you’ll pick it/him/her up. They may even innocuously ask you for directions or a cigarette. What to do???
E) IGNORE these people! Don’t make eye-contact! Walk away! And sure enough (they’re only petty criminals and don’t really want to have to work too hard for their money) they’ll leave you alone.
F) SHOUT! When in doubt, shout it out! If you find yourself with a bracelet tied to your wrist, or find yourself too close to a suspiciously touchy person, make a scene and scare these chickens away.
Allora, now that you’ve been sufficiently primed on security measures for your trip, do remember to apply them. Look tough (sunglasses can be of assistance here), be aware of the people in your immediate surroundings (or as Borat put it, “Beat the gypsy, beat the gypsy”) and remember that being a little more street smart will make your voyage to Rome a hundred times more pleasurable.
Buon viaggio!

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